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WHY GOD MADE MOMS Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Whydid God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.
What kind of a little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

Friday Fun!!

I know, I know... Friday fun hasn't been around a lot lately, but I am going to really try and get with the program!!  We all need a little fun to usher in the weekend!!  SO....

Here are some quotes and jokes about parenting!!!  Get your laugh on!!!!!!!!!!!

“The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.” ~ Lane Olinghouse

“The trouble with being a parent is that by the time you are experienced, you are unemployed.” ~ Author Unknown

“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry.” ~ Bill Cosby

“People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.” ~ Leo Burke

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, “Daddy, look at this,” and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, “Daddy’s gonna eat your fingers,” pretending to eat them. I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, “What’s wrong, honey?” She replied, “What happened to my booger?”


You Might Be A Mom If . . .

1. Your feet stick to the kitchen floor, and you don't care.
2. When the kids are fighting, you threaten to lock them in a room together and not let them out until someone's bleeding.
3. You can't find your cordless phone, so you ask a friend to call you, and you run around the house madly, following the sound until you locate the phone downstairs in the laundry basket.
4. You spend an entire week wearing sweats.
5. Your idea of a good day is making it through without a child leaking bodily fluids on you.
6. Popsicles become a food staple.
7. Your favorite television show is a cartoon.
8. Peanut butter and jelly is eaten at least in one meal a day.
9. You're willing to kiss your child's boo-boo, regardless of where it is.
10. Your kids make jokes about bodily functions, and you think it's funny.
11. You're so desperate for adult conversation that you spill your guts to the telemarketer that calls...and HE hangs up on YOU!
12. Spit is your number one cleaning agent.
13. You buy cereal with marshmallows in it.
14. The closest you get to gourmet cooking is making Rice Krispie treats.
15. You're up each night until 10:00 P.M. vacuuming, dusting, wiping, washing, drying, loading, unloading, shopping, cooking, driving, flushing, ironing, sweeping, picking up, changing sheets, changing diapers, bathing, helping with homework, paying bills, budgeting, clipping coupons, folding clothes, putting to bed, dragging out of bed, brushing, chasing, buckling, feeding (them, not you), PLUS swinging, playing baseball, bike riding, pushing trucks, cuddling dolls, roller blading, basketball, football, catch, bubbles, sprinklers, slides, nature walks, coloring, crafts, jumping rope, PLUS raking, trimming, planting, edging, mowing, gardening, painting, and walking the dog. You get up at 5:30 AM and you have no time to eat, sleep, drink, or go to the bathroom, and yet...you still managed to gain 10 pounds.

Have a great weekend and see you MAY 4th!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wishing you a VERY merry Christmas and a prosperous new year!
See you "next" year on January 5th for our first meeting of the new year!!

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Best Christmas decoration EVER!! or is it MY house?
Have a great weekend!!
See you Tues. for Crafts with Kids!!

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YUP... LOOKS LIKE OUR HOUSE!!

Enjoy your weekend!!

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Ready for some more Friday Fun? 

Here are some jokes to tickle your funny bone!!

(Compliments of bascjokes.com)

The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

"No sir," Little Johnny replies, "I don't have to, my mom is a good cook!"

Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron.

Now it was question time, and she asked, "My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?" A little boy on the front row proudly said, "You're a mother!"

A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, “Mama, I don't want to go out there. It's dark.”

The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. “You don't have to be afraid of the

dark,” she explained. “Jesus is out there. He'll look after you and protect you.”

The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked, “Are you sure he's out there?”

“Yes, I'm sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to help you when you need him,” she said.

The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness, he called, “Jesus? If you're out

there, would you please hand me the broom?”

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three-year-old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies, and her mother told her "no." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Ellen, we just have half of the aisles left to go through; don't be upset. It won't be long."

He passed the mother again in the candy aisle. Of course, the little girl began to shout for candy. When she was told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Ellen, don't cry. Only two more aisles to go, and then we'll be checking out."

The man happened to be behind the pair in the checkout line, where the little girl began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering her mother would not buy any gum. "Ellen, we'll be through this checkout stand in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a nice nap," the mother said.

The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Ellen," he said.

The mother replied, "My little girl's name is Tammy. I'm Ellen."

Friday Fun!

It is that time again... time for a little fun to close out your week!

 I hope it was a good one!! 

This is so true...  I didn't realize when I was complaining in Math class in school saying, " I will never use this in my life,"  that I would indeed use it in motherhood!!  :o)

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I am pretty sure us women come out of the womb this way!

She is so ready to join us at MOPS!! :o)

Have a great weekend!
See you Nov. 3rd!!
Oh... and don't forget to send in your pictures for the costume contest!! Details here!!

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It's that time again!!  Hope you all enjoyed your week!!  Here is some "funny" to usher in the weekend!!

(thanks to www.corsinet.com)

You Know You're a Mother When ...

1. You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal.
2. You have time to shave only one leg at a time.
3. You hide in the bathroom to be alone.
4. Your kid throws-up and you catch it.
5. Someone else's kid throws up at a party. You keep eating.
6. As you cling to the high moral ground on toy weapons; your child chews his toast into the shape of a gun.
7. You hope ketchup is a vegetable, since it's the only one your child eats.
8. You find yourself cutting your husband's sandwiches into cute shapes.
9. You hear your mother's voice coming out of your mouth when you say, "NOT in your good clothes!"
10. You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you.
11. You donate to charities in the hope that your child won't get that disease.
12. You hire a sitter because you haven't been out with your husband in ages, then spend half the night checking on the kids.
13. You use your own saliva to clean your child's face.
14. You say at least once a day, "I'm not cut out for this job", but you know you wouldn't trade it for anything". 

SEE YOU ALL TUESDAY Nov.3 rd!!!

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Friday Fun is a place weekly that you can come for a little fun to end your week and start your weekend!! You won't want to miss it! Come back each Friday to join in on the Fun!! Laughter IS the best medicine ya know!! :o)

Today it is this adorably cute and hysterically funny video of a baby watching his dad play gold on the Wii!! I know I have seen this many times, but I roll on the floor laughing every time I see it! Enjoy!

Have a great weekend!